Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.