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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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