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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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