Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.