Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.