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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.