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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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