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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.

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