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Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a vacation bandwidth realignment and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Baseline operational requests will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. Several intangible stakeholders, including fate, approved this pause. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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