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Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a standard availability exception and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Baseline operational requests will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. Please align expectations accordingly. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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