One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a capacity restoration initiative and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Platform reliability surfaces will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. Several intangible stakeholders, including fate, approved this pause. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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