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Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a capacity restoration initiative and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Baseline operational requests will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. This outcome was forecast by several visible calendar artifacts. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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