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Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a capacity restoration initiative and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Guest-experience operations will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. This outcome was forecast by several visible calendar artifacts. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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