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Thank you for your message. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. I appreciate your patience.
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