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Thank you for your message. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. I appreciate your patience.
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