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Thank you for your message. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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