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Thank you for your message. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. Responses will resume after my return. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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