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Thank you for your message. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for understanding.
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