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Thank you for your message. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. Responses will resume after my return. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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