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Thank you for your message. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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