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Thank you for your message. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. I appreciate your patience.
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