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Thank you for your message. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for understanding.
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