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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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