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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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