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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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