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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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