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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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