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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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