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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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