Professionally ignore people with style.

Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.