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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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