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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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