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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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