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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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