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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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