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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.

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