Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
Weaponized absence, now searchable.
Individual message page
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Related messages
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. The freelance economy will continue to b…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. I will revisit this once my time stops…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please assume turnaround times are paused…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Any request involving a discount, ru…