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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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