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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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