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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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