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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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