Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am awa…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Routine corporate theater is expecte…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am awa…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The matrix will continue to matrix while…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please treat most business escalations as suspic…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am tem…
My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. If this relates to approvals, deck revisio…