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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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