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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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