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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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