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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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