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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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