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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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