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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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