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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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