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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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